"The Young Ones" Bambi (TV Episode 1984) Poster

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Mel Smith: Security Guard


  • Security Guard : Hang On, What's that?

    Vyvyan : It's my mascot.

    Security Guard : A pig?

    Vyvyan : No!

    Security Guard : It is.

    Vyvyan : It's not, it's a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.

    Security Guard : Looks exactly like a pig.

    Vyvyan : Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.

    Security Guard : Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it?

    Vyvyan : Ha ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig.

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