Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)
Chakram (1999)
Ted Raimi: Joxer
Quotes
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Joxer : Xena, you know how I feel about Gabrielle?
Xena : Sure, you love her.
Joxer : Right. Um, and um, I was kinda hoping that since you guys are such good friends and all, maybe you could give me some tips.
Xena : Tips?
Joxer : Yeah, you know, recommendations on how I can tell her. I was thinking maybe I could try the down on my knee approach. Or maybe flowers and gifts. Or I could just club her over the head! Do you see my problem?
Xena : Yeah, your expectations.
Joxer : Huh?
Xena : See, right now it's all about getting a response from her. If you love her, why don't you just tell her? Don't attach any strings to it. Make it unconditional.
Joxer : Yeah, but what about if I tell her that and she says, "Joxer, what are you thinking?"
Xena : Joxer, no strings, all right?
Joxer : No strings. Got it.
Xena : Course, you could just kiss the girl.
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Joxer : I just wanted to let you know.