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"The Wire" Slapstick (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Det. Lester Freamon: Hey, hey, hey. A life. A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

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Det. Lester Freamon: The job will not save you, Jimmy.

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Omar Little: I damn near got that woman killed, yo. Y'all should've seen me in Sinai Hospital while they stitching her up, lying about why somebody wanna shoot me down the street. That woman think I work in a cafeteria.

Kimmy: Cafeteria?

Omar Little: At the airport, yeah.

Kimmy: The airport? Why the airport?

Omar Little: 'Cause I know she ain't gonna never go down there to go dining, that's why! Hey, yo, Kimmy, this ain't funny, yo! That woman raised me! And for as long as I been grown, once a month I been with her on a church Sunday, telling myself ain't no need to worry, 'cause ain't nobody in this city that lowdown to disrespect a Sunday morning!

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Slim Charles: Ain't enough y'all done violated the Sunday morning truce. No, I'm standing here holding a torn-up church crown of a bona fide cutter lady. Do you know what a cutter lady is? Not your moms, for sure. 'Cause if they was that, y'all would've known better than that bullshit. Y'all trifling with Avon Barksdale reputation here, you know that?

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State Sen. R. Clayton 'Clay' Davis: Sometimes with the bureaucracy, one hand doesn't know what the other hand is all about.

Russell 'Stringer' Bell: Yeah, well. you know what i see? / I see one hand in my pocket, well the other hand seems to have grabbed a dick.

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Det. Roland 'Prez' Pryzbylewski: [reading from a fortune cookie] "A new friend makes himself known."

Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: "Himself"? If it was "herself," then you'd have a fortune.

Det. Roland 'Prez' Pryzbylewski: Shit, I'm married. With lawn furniture, man.

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