Will Truman: I haven't done a lot of acting before. Actually, that's not true, for 19 years I played the role of a heterosexual.
Zandra: My guess is not very convincingly.
[Grace visits Stan in prison]
Will: Stay away from the glass, Clarice.
Grace: Stop it, you promised you wouldn't do that.
Will: I lied. Fssss.
Jack McFarland: [entering] Morning, camper. Everybody ready to go on a little day trip? I brought my fanny pack,
[holds it up]
Jack McFarland: which I will hold as a clutch... so as not to obscure...
Jack McFarland: my dynamite fanny.
Will Truman: Jack, we're going to visit Stanley Walker in prison.
Jack McFarland: Mm-hmm.
Will Truman: We're not going to Swishy Pete's Camp for Feminine Boys.
Zandra: [at the acting class] Now... let's see. Just one general note here.
[reading her notes]
Zandra: "Your scenes... last week... horse crap."