Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 236 (2000)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Brad Sherwood : [in "Weird Newscasters"] Hello, and welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm Chester Moist Muffins. Our top story tonight: Rumors are speculating that Madeleine Albright is actually a monkey. When asked to comment, she shimmied up a tree and flung poo at the press.
[Drew laughs]
Brad Sherwood : And now, with the local news, here's Lionel Hot Biscuits.
Colin Mochrie : [subtitles: "The world's most tactless man"] Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names.
[to Brad]
Colin Mochrie : You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the color's all wrong. I mean, who shot the drapes?
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Narrate", set at a barber shop] He fit the description of the man I was looking for: 6'5''. 4'2'' naked. Well, when he was naked, he stood like this:
[crouches]
Colin Mochrie : I was gonna go undercover. I was gonna TRY and look like I needed a haircut.
[to Ryan]
Colin Mochrie : Hi, I'd like a little less off the top.
Ryan Stiles : Why don't you sit down in the chair right over there.
[to camera]
Ryan Stiles : Oh, I knew who he was. And I knew he wasn't here for a haircut. And even if he WAS, it wasn't gonna take long.
[to Colin]
Ryan Stiles : Say, you look like you could use a shave as well.
[mimes slicing at Colin's throat]
Colin Mochrie : [to camera] As he cut my artery, I felt something was wrong. Lucky, using my telekinesis, I could make my blood clot and I could finish my job.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the plumber] You know, if you've got drains and pipes, you've probably had a plumber over at one time or not in your life. And we've assembled over six of the greatest songs...
[Colin gives a derisive look to the camera and then flaps his lips in time with Ryan]
Ryan Stiles : that's right, six songs, on three CDs. I can SEE YOU out of the corner of my eye!
[turns to Colin]
Colin Mochrie : I'm sorry, you just explain things too long.
Ryan Stiles : ...Six songs, three CDs.
Colin Mochrie : Was that so hard?
Ryan Stiles : [angrily] Go ahead!
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the plumber] You know, we have more songs on here than you can possibly count!
[pause]
Colin Mochrie : Well that's not true, but it sounded good, didn't it?
Ryan Stiles : Well I said earlier there's only six, but you just kept on talking!
[laughter from audience and Drew]
Colin Mochrie : [looks at Ryan] What happened to you?