[Hoedown about going bald
I'm losing my hair and it really is a pain/I find out every morning when I see the shower drain/ But as you can see, it isn't quite for me/ But at least I'm not quite as bald as Colin Moch-a-rie
Aw man! He took my rhyme! I was going to do that!
I have all my hair, and I really am quite happy/ I like putting stuff in my hair, it makes me look real snappy/I like to comb my hair, I never need a breather/ I'm so happy I'm not Colin Mochrie either!
People always kid me ...