Weird Al is in the middle of singing the Harvey the Wonder Hamster theme song when several coal miners suddenly burst in, not realizing Al's underground home was in their path. Al tries to ignore them as he makes some lima bean cookies. But the head miner, an ill-mannered but good-natured Irishman, butts in and shows him how to protect the cookies from underground and above-ground rats. The miners repair the wall, but make themselves nuisances in the process. Al has a knight and a fireman run a foot race, and the miners place bets. They gamble! They also make a lot of noise. The Hooded Avenger comes down to complain and finds himself reunited with the guys who had once burst into his cave, too. Weird Al is shocked that the Avenger likes these uncouth miners, but the superhero chides Al for being closed-minded. Meanwhile, Al shows Bobby the Inquisitive Boy a black and white educational film called "Our Friend Dirt." Fat Man fights the Slawmeister. Over the credits, Al parodies ...
Did You Know?
Can you imagine a world without dirt? It seems dirt is everywhere. Chances are there is dirt somewhere underneath you right now. Many things grow in dirt. Like carrots. Carrots are good to eat. But you should never eat dirt; it doesn't taste very good and you might get dirt on your uvula. Dirt is dirty, so if it gets on you, wash it off. Rocks are dirty because they're found in the dirt and they have dirt on them. Some people like to study rocks. Whatever.
Like a Surgeon
Lyrics by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
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