Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Bonnie Brooke Story (1965)

Michael Burns: Barnaby West

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Quotes 

• Barnaby West : [Charlie on the harmonica, Barnaby singing]  Now she's sad and lonely, just trying to forget. Another man pursues her and this she'll soon regret. They say that time heals all sorrow and we hope that it's true. But a woman need man's loving to drive away the blues.

  Charlie Wooster : How come you know so much about Jack Evans chasing Bonnie Brooke?

  Barnaby West : Ah, there's nobody in the whole train that doesn't know about it, Charlie, since she's been up and about.

  Charlie Wooster : Well, you're so smart, you tell me why.

  Barnaby West : That nobody can figure it out.

• Bill Hawks : [to Charlie, his hairdresser]  Listen, you butcher my hair and I'll show you a criminal mind at work.

  Barnaby West : I'd sure hate to be in Coop's shoes.

  Christopher Hale : Coop can handle the situation.

  Barnaby West : But a female criminal mind's kinda tricky.

  Charlie Wooster : All female minds are tricky. That's right, Bill?

  Bill Hawks : Depends, Charlie.

  Charlie Wooster : What's wrong with you people? Ain't no female gonna outsmart Coop.

• Barnaby West : Charlie, you can't accuse anyone of murder without a corpus delicti. You know what Jack Evans could do to you for false arrest.

  Charlie Wooster : No.

  Barnaby West : Garnish your salary for ten years.

  Charlie Wooster : No.

  Barnaby West : Yeah, sure. If he gets a habeas corpus and you don't have a corpus delicti, Mr Chris would skin you alive for sure.

  Charlie Wooster : Thank you, Barney, I knew you'd tell me the right thing to do. Yessir.

• Barnaby West : Charlie, you don't believe that stuff about a goose laying a golden egg, do ya?

  Charlie Wooster : [Reaches down to pick up a goose egg laid by the troublesome and contrary Hilda]  I sure do. Fourteen carat. You and your habeas corpus deliciti. How defective are you anyway?

  Barnaby West : [sings to Charlie's harmonica]  Now she's sad and lonely, but just like you and I, facing life with all its strife, but smiling at the Western sky.