Tiffany Malloy: How did you get invited to a hot college party?
Ryan Malloy: Well, they only invited three high school kids. Johnny's bringing the drinks, Ed's bringing the pizza, and I'm bringing you.
Tiffany Malloy: And how are we gonna get there?
Ryan Malloy: Quite simple. When Dad gets home, you ask him to borrow the car. He can't say no to you.
Tiffany Malloy: I know. He can't.
[Jack arrives]
Tiffany Malloy: Hi, Daddy. Daddy, I was just wondering, can I borrow the car?
Jack Malloy: No.
Tiffany Malloy: Thank you.
[then it sinks in]
Tiffany Malloy: Hey, what do you mean, no?
Jack Malloy: I mean you did something really bad, so you can't use the car.
Tiffany Malloy: Daddy, no matter what anyone says, I did not fill the car with the cheapest gas imaginable or put on a bumper sticker that says "If you're a cop, and you can read this, it's impossible."
Jack Malloy: I don't care about that stuff, you changed my radio stations! Now I can't find 'em anymore! I like classic rock, you know that! The Stones, The Who, The Chipmunks! Now all I get is that K-RAP and the all Alanis Morriset station. Gee, I wonder why that guy left her?
Tiffany Malloy: Daddy...?
Jack Malloy: Oh, sorry, honey. What I meant to say was "No, you can't use the car."
Ryan Malloy: Don't worry. I'll ask Mom. She can't say no to me.
Jennie Malloy: No!