Feeling the need to better herself, Janet enrolls as a student and Louise's friend Cameron invites her to read poetry at a student meeting. Unfortunately, she doesn't go down well, but when Jonny, who opposed the idea, comes to her defense, he gets a good reception. Later, Jonny turns down the advances of two female fans to watch TV instead, but Gaz decides to go on the pull, and after she catches him sniffing her mother's hair, Donna pushes him into the canal.
—don @ minifie-1