Bear Traps

Trapper JB: [singing] Traps all day and traps all night. Traps can snap and rip and bite. Put a bear trap here. Put a bear trap there. Traps can go most everywhere.

Trapper Kyle: [singing] Traps all day and traps all night. Me love traps with all my might.

Trapper JB: [singing] You can set it and forget it.

Trapper Kyle: [singing] But don't ever let it get you in the arm, oh no.

Trapper JB: [singing] It happened long ago

Trapper Kyle: [singing] Careful with that trap in tow

Trapper JB: You know traps are real and forged in steel. Papi taught me on the trapping wheel. These bear traps, she be my master? They clink and clank like a stab from a shank. Suddendly there hence a stank, it was I. What a disaster.

Towns People: [singing] Child safety is our code!

Trapper JB, Trapper Kyle: [singing] Put some beartraps in the road!

Towns People: [singing] Never shall we fear or fight!

Trapper JB, Trapper Kyle: [singing] We guarantee they'll snap real tight!

Trapper JB, Trapper Kyle, Towns People: [singing] Well, you must admit that it's a real mans trade. We'll admit that it's a real mans trade. Well, you must admit that it's a real mans trade. We'll admit that it's a real mans trade.

Trapper JB, Trapper Kyle: [singing] Admit it's a fair tade.