Eric chases Fez, who came in black lingerie as Halloween costume, onto the roof for a ball and nearly falls off- trying to help him, Fez loses balance and lands in a wheelchair, spying on the Pinciotti home, hoping to see Midge naked, soon joined by Hyde and Eric and believing Bob killed her... A literalism makes Donna fear Eric already lost interest in her, Jackie convinces her she's boring. Red won't open the door because he didn't pay the paperboy in weeks, so Kelso opens but is mistaken for the cheap bastard and viciously haunted and robbed in his place. Feeding a neighbor's birds proves traumatic for Kitty and next Laurie, who takes it out on innocent Kelso when she finds him in the Forman shower...
Did You Know?
The episode title is a reference to "Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young to Die!", an album by Jethro Tull
(which includes a track of the same name). See more
You want to see Fez and Eric run around? Someone might get hurt, it's funny when people get hurt.
Especially when their in there underwear.
Michael, the only one dumb enough to get hurt around here, is you.
Okay, Jackie, I'm really starting get sick-
[cuts his finger on soda can
Spoofs The Birds
That '70s Song
Written by 'Ben Vaughan (II)' (uncredited)
Performed by Cheap Trick
Based on "In the Street"
Written by Alex Chilton
and Chris Bell See more