Playing in gym class with super-easy Pam Macy, Kelso fails to 'perform as a man'; the other boys' cruel word puns make him cry, but dreaming about Jackie as his genie cures him- alas not really, and Pam won't even be discrete. Eric lies about maths-tutoring Kelso to get parental permission, in fact to make a weekend trip in a cheap hotel with Donna, whose parents don't even listen. Alas their room neighbors are none other then Red and Kitty, romantic for once. Red and Eric would keep to quiet, but Donna goes over; for his silence to Kitty, Red is kicked out by Kitty and bunks with Eric- when the oldies make up, Eric is locked out, and Donna's parents... Written by
Did You Know?
Kelso's dream and the sequence during the end credits are both allusions to I Dream Of Jeannie, a half-hour sitcom that ran from 1965 to 1970. See more
When Kelso is laying in bed before he has the I Dream of Jeannie
dream, it shows his green phone is a rotary dial phone. However, when he is finished the dream and makes a call, he dials the phone as if it was a touch tone phone. There are also DMTF touch tones heard when he is dialing. See more
We're spending the weekend at a hotel.
What, car sex isn't good enough anymore?
I would love car sex...
Or just sex...
Or just a car.
Spoofs I Dream of Jeannie
That '70s Song
Written by 'Ben Vaughan (II)' (uncredited)
Performed by Cheap Trick
Based on "In the Street"
Written by Alex Chilton
and Chris Bell See more