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Donna writes a nasty story in the school paper, obviously taking the mickey out of Eric albeit under fake names and playing in the Victorian age, so when schoolgirls see trough the pseudonyms and scold him as cat-killer, he tries to write his own version... Red is startled that Bob has found a new lady friend -bossy Joanne, who picked him up shopping- and furious as she insists on doing the grilling, in Red's view at the very core of manhood. Kelso hasn't bought a dress for Jackie but half of the pinball machine in the diner, hoping for a 50% profit even each time he plays it; alas nobody else does, and Fez surprises with business sense...—KGF Vissers

Donna writes a nasty story in the school paper, obviously taking the mickey out of Eric albeit under fake names (Wanda and Derek) and playing in the Victorian age set in a fictional town called "Point Upon the Place".

Derek wants Wanda to submit to be his wife, else he will keep scouring the Earth to find and kill all the cats named Sir Bonkers. Derek has a maniacal laugh. Eric had run over Donna's cat Sir Bonkers quite early in their relationship, but Wanda paints it as Derek's revenge for rejecting his promise "ball and chain". Wanda had found a chastity belt in Derek's Vista carriage. Wanda even found lewd renderings of naked serving wenches under Derek's bed.

Donna admits that she took stories from her own life and adapted it to the short story for the school paper. She claims that she is writing the shorty for stupid high school girls, who will never discern that it is about Eric and Donna. The schoolgirls see through the pseudonyms and scold Eric as cat-killer.

Eric decides to write his own version to set the record straight. In Eric's version, Donna is a witch and Eric is a Victorian gentleman. Donna wanted to boil Eric alive for killing her cat. And she was a cock teaser, by leading Eric to sex, but then never "consummating". She keeps making Eric rub her giant feet. Donna yells at Eric for writing that story out of spite. She writes a part 2 of her story, where she admits that she will always love Eric, but both pursue their own paths in life. Eric is OK with that eventually. The girls at school approach and tell Eric that they found the ending beautiful and they longer consider him a cat killer or a porn freak.

Red is startled that Bob has found a new lady friend, bossy Joanne, who picked him up shopping. Bob has invited Kitty and Red over to his place for a barbecue evening to introduce Joanne. Red is furious as she insists on doing the grilling, and in Red's view grilling is at the very core of manhood. Joanne wants Red and Bob to take care of the salad.

Red calls Joanne's grilled chicken dry. To make Red feel better, Kitty invites Bob and Joanne over and Red cooks the steaks and asks Joanne to make the salad, but she refuses. Joanne asks Red to admit that this is not about making salad, but to show women their place in society. In his argument with Joanne, Red forgets about the meat on the barbecue, which gets charred and burned.

Kelso borrows $50 from Jackie by pretending to buy her a dress, but then never bought a dress and instead buys half of the pinball machine in the diner, hoping for a 50% profit each time anyone plays it. Alas nobody else does. To advertise the machine, Kelso asks Jackie to put on a bikini and stand in front of the machine. Jackie refuses and Fez is insulted when Kelso makes fun of his business sense. Fez convinces the owner that pin ball is out, and space invaders is in, and invests in the machine. He makes money, and Kelso is out $50. He did this because Kelso made an insulting comment at Fez about not understanding their capitalist system, which works with money and not frogs and chickens which are probably used as currency where Fez comes from.