- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: There he is, partner: Morey the Hawkmeister. Bring him your cherished dreams and he'll chissle them down to a dime and a dollar.
- Morey: Hooker, you wanna hock the badge and gun? Hoho, we could do some business!
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: No, what I want is to look in your safe.
- Morey: You... got some kind og paper?
- Officer Vince Romano: Don't send my partner for a warrent, Morey, you wouldnt like what happens when he comes back.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Morey, if the man who brought you this comes back or you spot any of the other items on this list, you're gonna call me faster than I can say 'two to five for receiving stolen goods'.
- Morey: [quietly] Yes sir.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Let me hear it again.
- Morey: [louder] Yes sir.
- Officer Vince Romano: We got 'em, Hooker.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: We got someone, Junior. Someone who isn't wearing tennis shoes.