Ian develops a crush on a girl he keeps seeing in the bar, but it's Jake who winds up in her bed.
Did You Know?
It doesn't have to be a pick-up thing. You just go up to her and say, "Hi, my name is Ian. I'm a best-selling author..."
"I'm so lonely and desperate that I talk to strangers in restaurants and hopefully your life is bad enough to welcome this kind of weirdness, so how 'bout we get together and disappoint each other?"