Odo: I have no time for fantasies.
Quark: Yeah - no imagination, huh?
Odo: A waste of time. Too many people dream of places they'll never go, wish for things they'll never have, instead of paying adequate attention to their real lives.
Odo: Ladies and gentlemen...
[Morn walks by]
Odo: ...and all androgynous creatures, your attention please!
Jake Sisko: [on Buck Bokai] He followed me home from the holosuite.
["Jadzia" is trying to seduce Dr. Bashir, who is desperately trying to keep her at bay]
Jadzia: Why are you fighting this?
Doctor Bashir: Why am I fighting this? Why... *am* I fighting this?
Quark: I could create a shapeshifter playmate for you. The two of you could, uh... intermingle.
Odo: You're disgusting!
Quark: It's a living.
Doctor Bashir: [to Dax, about "Jadzia"] She has a sense of humor, as... as I've always imagined *you* do.
Lieutenant Jadzia Dax: I could use one about now.
Buck Bokai: This imagination of yours - we have never seen anything like it. It's very real to all of you, but... yet it's not. At first, it seemed to us to be a curse, an irritation. That Odo fellow even called it a 'waste of time'.
Commander Sisko: I disagree with him.
Buck Bokai: I knew you would. I learned that about you, that you can have such an affection for someone you never even met. I wonder if you appreciate how unique that imagination of yours really is.
Commander Sisko: Not always.
Major Kira Nerys: Yellow alert? Against our own imaginations?
Commander Sisko: D'you have a better idea?
Chief O'Brien: I know what you look like. But you're not...
Rumpelstiltskin: Na, don't say it! I don't like the sound of it, you know.
Chief O'Brien: Rumpelstiltskin!
Rumpelstiltskin: [winces and looks at O'Brien quizzically] Now, you didn't think that would make me break in two and disappear, did you? Not this time. I learned my lesson back in the kingdom. I don't make deals like that anymore.
[on a view screen, Odo sees Quark trapped in a holding cell]
Odo: How did you get in there?
Quark: How did I get in here? You put me in here!
Odo: Ah, hm - I guess I did, didn't I?
[vanishes from screen]
Odo: No imagination indeed. Ha!
Quark: With all these Hew-mons coming now, the true entrepreneur knows how to sniff the wind. Try it - go ahead.
Odo: I have no sense of smell.
Quark: You don't need one to detect the scent of o-ppor-tunity!
Rumpelstiltskin: Tell me your needs, and I'll tell you my price.
Rumpelstiltskin: You're afraid - of me!
Chief O'Brien: Look, figment, I'm not afraid of anybody - least of all you!
[Bashir admits his infatuation for Dax, which is not quite returned]
Lieutenant Jadzia Dax: Julien - you are a wonderful friend.
[Bashir moans in torment]
Lieutenant Jadzia Dax: I enjoy the time we spend together!
Doctor Bashir: Stop! You're driving a stake through my heart.
Lieutenant Jadzia Dax: [preparing to leave] Try a high-pitch sonic shower; it'll make you feel better.
Doctor Bashir: No, it won't.
Doctor Bashir: [to himself] I've already tried it.
Buck Bokai: That day we won the world series, there were only 300 people in the stands.
Commander Sisko: 301 in my version.
Buck Bokai: I heard you cheering.