Crossfire

Kira is asking Sharkar if he wants to see the worm hole open. They go to an upper pylon to look a her worm hole. He wants to kiss her but odo is watching them. Odo must keep Kira's worm hole safe. Then Odo shows what a bad ass he is while they are going down together. The turbo lift must have been on an express trip to the bottom of the shaft. So it let loose his special powers and fisted the turbo lift hard. Later Worf is annoyed as per usual about the incident. Odo begins to creep on Kira, listening at her door. Shakar exits her quarters to go wash the stank off of his hang-low. Then Kira blows her sex breath right in Odo's face hole. Worf continues to be grumpy and flex his forehead at Odo. Then Worf goes to whittle an award for Odo about his training or something. Quark is butting in Odo's business about getting some hot Kira Va-jay-jay. So Quark is really playing with fire here. Odo doesn't really like Quark so he could do a fist pounding death punch into Quarks stinky whizzle teeth. So Quark gives Odo some advice and Odo look at him like he wants to make out with him. Odo is seriously confused now. He's just gotta stop fiddling around and just spit the bit. Kira is probably down for some shape shifting love making. She enjoyed their morning coffee and going over the who's been bad list. They were really taking great delight in the shortcomings of others on the station. They really enjoy when somebody gets caught doing something. So Quark just won't stop and pretty soon Odo is going to turn himself into a giant Q-tip and ram himself into Quarks brain. I'd say the entire entire episode is kind of boring. But hang in there the show gets better.