Procrastination: SpongeBob has an assignment for boating school. He must write an 800 word essay before the next morning. SpongeBob starts to write it, but he gets distracted easily and can't keep his mind on his work. The hours fly by and SpongeBob is exhausted. Delirious, he imagines his pants on the clothes line are talking to him. They mock him for procrastinating and not writing his essay sooner. SpongeBob hallucinates more and we reveal that he was actually dreaming. He has five minutes to write the essay which he does, describing all the things he saw in his crazy dream. I'm with Stupid: When Patrick's parents come over for Starfish Day, Patrick gets upset that they still think he isn't very smart. SpongeBob offers to act stupid next to Patrick in front of Patricks' parents in order to make Patrick look smarter, but their plan backfires when Patrick forgets that SpongeBob is just acting and really does believe Spongebob is stupid. SpongeBob and Patrick compete with each other ... Written by
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After Spongebob writes the title to his paper, it should read, "What Not To Do At A Stoplight". However, when they show it, it says, "What Not To Do At A SPOTlight". See more
[noticing Patrick tidying his house and making furniture out of sand
Well, Patrick, I came over to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing, but I can see you're busy having an episode.
[Patrick stops and then glares at SpongeBob
You know something, SpongeBob? It's just all fun and games for you - nothing really matters. 'Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do!' Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust or to clean or to wipe OR FABRICATE!
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