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Bilbo Bagshot: Will you come back?

Tim Bisley: Well, I like it here, Bilbo. What makes you think I want to come back?

Bilbo Bagshot: This.

[Bilbo gets out an answering machine and presses play]

Tim Bisley: [on machine; sobbing] Bilbo, this is Tim. Please can I come back? I don't like it here!

[Bilbo switches it off]

Tim Bisley: You got that, did you?

Bilbo Bagshot: Tim, I would have come in anyway. The place is just not the same without you there.

Tim Bisley: [smiles] I'm already there.

Bilbo Bagshot: [suddenly worried] What?

Tim Bisley: I mean I'll come back.

[pause]

Bilbo Bagshot: Oh! Yeah, you frightened me for a bit there.

Tim Bisley: I'll have to give my notice here, though.

Bilbo Bagshot: Can't you just get fired?

[Tim thinks for a second then nods, gives Bilbo the "hang on a second" gesture with his fingers and turns to Derek who is coming back in with two mugs of tea]

Tim Bisley: Derek... Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!

Derek: [annoyed] Get out!

Tim Bisley, Bilbo Bagshot: [throwing their hands in the air] Yaaaaay!