Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Tom the News Reporter, Skeeter, Randy Marsh, Tivo Machine, Messenger Boy, Dr. Doctor...
Reporter : [coming up to them ] Boys, why did you walk out of school today?
Stan : Uhhh... war.
Reporter : Yes, and what about the war?
Kyle : Uhh... it's gay?
Reporter : Yes, and what about it is most gay?
Stan : [Reading off his sign] Uhh... no blood for oil.
Kyle : [Reading his sign] War is not my voice.
Cartman : [reading a sign that says "Bush is a Nazi"] Bush is a Nay-zee.