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"South Park" Gnomes (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

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Underpants Gnome: Phase 1: Collect underpants, Phase 2:... , Phase 3: Profit

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Mrs. Tweek: Oh hello, son. How was your day?

Tweek: Daaaagh!

Mrs. Tweek: That's good.

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Kyle Broflovski: [One of the Underpants Gnomes stays behind and is stared at]

[Whispering]

Kyle Broflovski: Shh! Don't scare him!

Stan Marsh: Hey, there... little guy!

Eric Cartman: Bad!

[Hits the Gnome with a stick]

Kyle Broflovski: Cartman!

Eric Cartman: What?

Kyle Broflovski: Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?

Eric Cartman: Well look at him... he's all... well... you know... look at him.

[Hits it again]

Underpants Gnome: Is that all you got, Pussy?

Eric Cartman: What?

Stan Marsh: Hey! He talked!

Eric Cartman: Yeah! He just called me a pussy! I'm not a pussy! You're a pussy!

Underpants Gnome: You're a pussy, Pussy!

Eric Cartman: Ay!

Stan Marsh: Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants?

Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, look what you're doing to this poor kid!

Stan Marsh: Aaugh!

Underpants Gnome: Stealing underpants big business!

Stan Marsh: Business? Wait! Do you know anything about business?

Underpants Gnome: Sure! That's what gnomes do!

Kyle Broflovski: Show us!

Underpants Gnome: Okay! Follow Me!

[They follow him]

Eric Cartman: [Muttering] Little Pussy Gnome! Don't call me a pussy! Pussy Gnome!

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Tweek: [Tweek's family coffee shop is failing] We're all going broke. We'll starve and die! Like dogs!

Eric Cartman: Tweek, calm down. If your family gets poor, you just go on welfare. Look at Kenny's family - they're prefectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny?

Kenny McCormick: [muffled from his parka] Fuck you!

Eric Cartman: [laughs] You suck, Kenny

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Tweek: Soon they'll want my blood!

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Stan Marsh: Hey, do you ever think, maybe you shouldn't give your son coffee?

Mrs. Tweek: Like, how do you mean?

Stan Marsh: Like, look at him. He's always shaking and nervous.

Mrs. Tweek: Oh, that... he has ADD.

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Tweek: The metaphors, Dad!

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Underpants Gnome: Stage 3 is Profit!

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Underpants Gnome: Oh, God!

[Kenny]

Underpants Gnome: got squashed like a bug!

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Eric Cartman: [Sees an Underpants Gnome] Well, I'll be God-damned...

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Underpants Gnome: Time to go to work! Work all night! Look for underpants, hey! We won't stop until we have underpants! Yummy-tum, yummy-tum hey!

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