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Christian Rock Hard 

Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.

Director:

Trey Parker

Writers:

Trey Parker (created by), Matt Stone (created by) | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Episode cast overview:
Trey Parker ... Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Randy Marsh / F.B.I. Agent #1 / Sergeant Yates / News Reporter / T-Shirt Salesman / Chris Fest Host / Trinity Lead Singer / Sanctified Drummer / Show Organiser / Lars Ulrich / James Hetfield / Michael Collins / Faith +1 Commercial / Postman / Britney Spears (voice)
Matt Stone ... Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Butters / Gerald Broflovski / F.B.I. Agent #2 / Sanctified Band Member #2 / Sanctified Band Member #3 (voice)
Adrien Beard Adrien Beard ... Token Williams (voice)
Mona Marshall ... Sheila Broflovski / Bible Saleswoman / Old Woman (voice)
Isaac Hayes ... Chef (credit only)
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Storyline

Cartman starts a Christian rock band in an attempt to get a platinum album before Kyle. Meanwhile, the boys get into legal trouble when they download music off the Internet. Written by Mike

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Genres:

Animation | Comedy

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

29 October 2003 (USA) See more »

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Production Co:

Braniff See more »
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Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

4:3
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Trivia

Butters has the "Snacky Cake" Bear on the front of his drum kit. See more »

Goofs

Butters and Token switch places at least once on the photo shoot for the album cover. Cartman also raises a different number of fingers each time. See more »

Quotes

Eric Cartman: God damn it!
Record Dealer: Whoa! Calm down there!
Eric Cartman: Who cares? I can never win a bet because you stupid assholes don't give out platinum albums.
Record Dealer: But you spread the word of the lord. You brought faith in Jesus.
Eric Cartman: D'oh! Fuck Jesus!
Butters Stotch: Calm down, Eric. You're gonna hurt the band!
Token Williams: Yeah, we're losing our fans.
Eric Cartman: Who fucking cares, Token? I can never beat Kyle now. I'll say it again. Fuck Jesus!
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Featured in One Hit Wonderland: "Flood" by Jars of Clay (2016) See more »

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Very funny episode!
8 November 2008 | by gangstahippieSee all my reviews

Christian Rock Hard is one of the episodes that came with the "Passion Of The Jew" DVD, which includes that episode, this one and "Red Hot Catholic Love".Now, it would not be worth it as it is only three episodes, but back in 2004 when I bought it, they did not have South Park episodes online(at least I did not know about it), and Comedy Network(Canada's comedy central) did not get new episodes until a year later! Anyway, this is a very funny episode which I still quote to this day.Cartman thinks that Christian Rock will make them rich, Kyle disagrees.So he makes a bet with him for $10 that he will get a platinum album before he does.Cartman gets Token and Butters in his band.Token thinks he cannot play base guitar, but Cartman knows he can...because he's black.This is a very funny gag in the episode.Their band is called Faith +1.Meanwhile, Stan,Kyle and Kenny get busted for illegally downloading music.They then realize the error of their ways and also realize that they will not make money, so they stage a strike.Christian Rock Hard is a hilarious episode of South Park!


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