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Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.

After Cartman's Grandmother dies, he (and the other relatives are shocked) when she leaves the sum of $1million to Cartman! Once he receives his money, Cartman uses it to buy what he's always wanted: his own theme park.

While the theme park owners are worried that they are selling Cartman a money pit, Cartman claims the park is just for him, and noone else will be admitted.

Meanwhile, Kyle is beside himself that somehow, God has allowed someone like Cartman to find happiness. His situation grows worse when Kyle soon finds out he has a hemorrhoid.

Cartman continues to enjoy being the only person at his theme park, until Kyle and Stan attempt to break in. Cartman then attempts to hire a security guard, promising that the guard can ride 3 of his rides per day as payment. The guard refuses, saying he needs a cash salary, and proposes that Cartman could let 2 people in and charge them a fee that would pay him for his services.

Cartman does so, but soon, he needs staff for other reasons, and his slow intake of customers is seen as marketing genius. Upon hearing that Cartman is a genius, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.

Eventually, the park becomes so overrun with people that Cartman has had enough, and sells the park back to it's original owner, who are amazed by the business the place is generating.

However, just as Cartman has received his million dollars back, the IRS claims it all for tax purposes. Cartman then throws a tantrum over having lost his money and the theme park, and upon seeing him in a terrible state, Kyle fully recovers.