Stan is upset that his dog Sparky is, by all appearances, gay. After repeated attempts to change Sparky's ways, Stan cries out, "I don't want a gay dog!" causing Sparky to run away. When Stan goes looking for him, he encounters Big Gay Al and his sanctuary for gay pets. Big Gay Al helps show Stan that gay people are just like everyone else and that being gay isn't something that can just be changed. Meanwhile, the South Park football team is facing North Park for the annual game, and everyone is depending on quarterback Stan to help the team beat the spread. Will Stan make it back from Al's in time?
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Did You Know?
Kyle and Kenny's last names are mentioned in the episode for the first time. The sports commentators mention their names before the game started for Kyle, and during the game for Kenny. See more
When Kenny catches the ball, the foot ball announcer calls off his number as twenty three, however the entire time Kenny's number is thirteen. See more
Hey, speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog.
In the Spanish Castilian dubbing Richard Stamos' name was changed to Enrique Julio Iglesias. See more
Referenced in Generation Kill: Screwby
Now You're a Man
Written by Trey Parker
and Matt Stone
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