Ellen: I've strapped on many things in my life, but never a gun.
Notch Johnson: Hey, gang. I've just been analyzing these crime scene blood samples. They're type A.
Kimberlee Clark: Positive?
Notch Johnson: Well, I'm not gonna bet money on it, but I think so.
Morbidly Obese Frankie: Hey, boss, tell me again. Why are we here in Malibu Adjacent?
Vinnie Fellachio: Shut up and sit down. What are you, stupid, you moron?
Vinnie Fellachio: Come on, Dorothy.
Kody Massengil: No, but I have some wonderful decorating notions! Terra cotta tile in the bathroom, and that sofa has got to go!
Morbidly Obese Frankie: Oh, you think it's a little Seventies?
Kody Massengil: Honey, I wouldn't sit on that thing with your ass.