"The Simpsons" The Springfield Files (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)


Harry Shearer: Lenny, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Jasper, Dr. Hibbert, Alien, Marvin the Martian, Frogs, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders...


  • Alien : I bring you love.

    Lenny : It's bringing love, don't let it get away!

    Carl : Break its legs.

    [everyone starts to advance on the alien] 

    Lisa : Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien.

    [Shines torch on alien to reveal Mr. Burns in a twisted and disoriented state] 

    Mr. Burns : [in a high-toned voice]  Hello, children. I bring you love.

    Willy : Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it!

    Smithers : It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!

    Willy : Aww, it's Mr. Burns! KILL IT! KILL IT!

  • Mr. Burns : So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?

    Smithers : What?

    Mr. Burns : You know, light and fancy free. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Smithers is on the town.

    Smithers : Oh. Of course.

  • Rev. Lovejoy : I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. Who came to earth... and then died... only to be brought back to life again. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy.

  • Frog 1 : Bud...

    Frog 2 : ...Wei...

    Frog 3 : ...Ser

    Frog 1 : Bud...

    Frog 2 : ...Wei...

    Frog 3 : ...Ser

    [an alligator snatches them in his mouth] 

    Alligator : Coors!

  • Kent Brockman : The alien has appeared in the Springfield Forest for the last two Friday nights. Will it appear again this Friday? The entire Channel 6 News Team will be there, except for Bill, the boom mike operator, who's getting fired tomorrow.

    [boom mike hits Kent] 

    Kent Brockman : Very unprofessional, Bill.

  • Willy : [shouts]  It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!

    Smithers : It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns

    Willy : [cooing]  Aaw, it's Mr. Burns.


    Willy : Kill it! Kill it!

  • Alien : I bring you love.

    Dr. Hibbert : Is that the love between a man and a woman? Or the love of a man for a cuban cigar?

    Alien : Uh... I bring you love.

  • Mr. Burns : And now that I am back to normal I don't bring love. I bring hate, fear and...

    Dr. Nick Riviera : Time for your booster!

    Mr. Burns : Good morning starshine...

  • Bart : Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here?

    Leonard Nimoy : Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.

    Bart : [flippantly]  Uh-huh.

    Hot Dog Vendor : Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?

    Leonard Nimoy : Surprise me.

  • Jasper : Thank god it's Wednesday.

    [takes his pills] 

    Mrs. Glick : It's Friday.

    Jasper : [looks at his empty cup]  Uh-oh... wrong pills.

    [Jasper sprouts hair until he looks like an old sasquatch] 

    Jasper : Little help?

  • Mr. Burns : A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

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