Leonard Nimoy : Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
Leonard Nimoy : [finishing Homer's 'story'] And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.
Squeaky-Voiced Teen : Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left.
Leonard Nimoy : Oh. Uh, fine. Let me just, uh, go get something out of my car.
[Nimoy runs out of the room; a car door is heard slamming and the tires are heard peeling away]
Squeaky-Voiced Teen : [entering the shot] I don't think he's coming back.