Hank Azaria: Wiseguy, Moe Szyslak, Red Tick Beer Man, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Alligator, Coma patient, Dr. Nick Riviera
Alien : I bring you love.
Lenny : It's bringing love, don't let it get away!
Carl : Break its legs.
[everyone starts to advance on the alien]
Lisa : Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien.
[Shines torch on alien to reveal Mr. Burns in a twisted and disoriented state]
Mr. Burns : [in a high-toned voice] Hello, children. I bring you love.
Willy : Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it!
Smithers : It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!
Willy : Aww, it's Mr. Burns! KILL IT! KILL IT!
Chief Wiggum : Your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, um, Simpson. Let me just type it up on my invisible typewriter.
Homer : Fine. You don't have to humiliate me.
[leaves, a man enters carrying a blowtorch]
Man : I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again.
Chief Wiggum : Right. Let me just type that up on my invisible typewriter.
Moe : Who'd have thought a whale would be so heavy?