"The Simpsons" The Springfield Files (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)


Hank Azaria: Wiseguy, Moe Szyslak, Red Tick Beer Man, Carl, Chief Wiggum, Alligator, Coma patient, Dr. Nick Riviera


  • Alien : I bring you love.

    Lenny : It's bringing love, don't let it get away!

    Carl : Break its legs.

    [everyone starts to advance on the alien] 

    Lisa : Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien.

    [Shines torch on alien to reveal Mr. Burns in a twisted and disoriented state] 

    Mr. Burns : [in a high-toned voice]  Hello, children. I bring you love.

    Willy : Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it!

    Smithers : It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!

    Willy : Aww, it's Mr. Burns! KILL IT! KILL IT!

  • Chief Wiggum : Your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, um, Simpson. Let me just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

    Homer : Fine. You don't have to humiliate me.

    [leaves, a man enters carrying a blowtorch] 

    Man : I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again.

    Chief Wiggum : Right. Let me just type that up on my invisible typewriter.

  • Frog 1 : Bud...

    Frog 2 : ...Wei...

    Frog 3 : ...Ser

    Frog 1 : Bud...

    Frog 2 : ...Wei...

    Frog 3 : ...Ser

    [an alligator snatches them in his mouth] 

    Alligator : Coors!

  • Dr. Nick Riviera : Don't worry. You won't feel a thing...

    [exhibiting a swirling mechanical device] 

    Dr. Nick Riviera : ...till I jam this down your throat!

  • Mr. Burns : And now that I am back to normal I don't bring love. I bring hate, fear and...

    Dr. Nick Riviera : Time for your booster!

    Mr. Burns : Good morning starshine...

  • Homer : I don't see any shirts saying Homer is a dope.

    Sarcastic worker : They sold out ten minutes ago.

    Homer : I'll take one.

  • Moe : Who'd have thought a whale would be so heavy?

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