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"The Simpsons" The Crepes of Wrath (TV Episode 1990) Poster

(TV Series)

(1990)

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Principal Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider... deportation.

Marge Simpson: Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the country?

Homer Simpson: Hear him out, Marge.

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[Marge and Lisa come home, and find Homer lying on his back, unable to move]

Marge Simpson: Homer! What happened?

Homer Simpson: The boy... bring me the boy.

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Homer Simpson: Wait a minute, Skinner! How do we know some principal in France isn't pulling the same scam you are?

Principal Skinner: Well, for one thing you wouldn't be getting a French boy. You would be getting an Albanian.

Homer Simpson: You mean all-white with pink eyes?

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Bart Simpson: So, basically I met one nice French person.

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Marge Simpson: Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us.

Homer Simpson: [grunting] Sorry, Marge. Some wiseguy stuck a cork in the bottle.

Bart Simpson: Oh, mon pere. Quel boufou!

[translated, "My father. What a buffoon!"]

Homer Simpson: You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French!

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Principal Skinner: The disturbing incident I was referring to happened this morning, when your sun flushed an explosive device down the boys' lavatory.

Homer Simpson: Heh heh, that old gag.

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[while cleaning his room, a box rattles]

Bart Simpson: Hello... what have we here?

[opens the box]

Bart Simpson: [gasp] A cherry bomb! I thought I blew all you guys up!

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Bart Simpson: Ah, the life of a frog. That's the life for me.

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[Bart has found a cherry bomb]

Milhouse Van Houten: So you're gonna flush it?

Bart Simpson: What can I say? I got a weakness for the classics.

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Homer Simpson: He makes me crazy twelve months of the year. At least you get the summer off.

[to Skinner about Bart]

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Lisa Simpson: What do you know about France?

[in a jealous tone]

Bart Simpson: I know I'm going and you're not.

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