Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Herb: [on phone] Okay, this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said. Goodbye.

[hangs up]

Herb: Bart, Lisa, come over here.

Lisa Simpson: What is it, Unkie Herb?

Herb: I want you to hear what the guys down at the plant think of your old man.

[phone rings]

Herb: Hello?

Engineer: Um, Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.