Gump Roast

End Titles Singer: [to the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"] Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro / Bart in well, Flanders fails, whacking snakes, monorail / Mr. Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes / Lisa's future, Selma's hubby, Marge not proud, Homer chubby / Homer worries Bart is gay, Poochie, U2, NRA / Hippies, Vegas, and Japan, octuplets, Bart's boy band / Marge murmurs, Maude croaks, Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes / Maggie blows Burns away, what else do I have to say? / They'll never stop the Simpsons / Have no fears, we've got stories for years / Like, Marge becomes a robot / Maybe Moe gets a cell phone / Has Bart ever owned a bear? / How 'bout a crazy wedding? / Where something happens, and do do do-do do / Sorry for the clip show / Have no fears, we've got stories for years...