Fear of Flying

[after Homer has been banned from Moe's, a man comes in who looks exactly like Homer except for a fake-looking moustache and an English voice]

Guy N. Cognito: Greetings good men, might I trouble you for a drink?

Moe: Oh get out of here, Homer!

Guy N. Cognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy N. Cognito.

[Homer walks past Moe's, despondent. From inside comes the sound of Guy N. Cognito getting beaten up by Moe, and he's thrown unconscious out of the bar and onto the street]

Homer: Oh, my God, this man is my exact double!

[a small, fluffy-tailed dog walks by]

Homer: That dog has a fluffy tail!

[Homer leaves Guy and starts pursuing the dog]

Homer: Come here, fluff!