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"The Simpsons" Dude, Where's My Ranch? (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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Homer SimpsonDavid Byrne: [singing] He's your peppy, perky, nightmare neighborino!

Homer Simpson: If you despise polite lefthanders...

Ned Flanders: [singing along] Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders, or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd.

Rod Flanders: That's us.

Todd Flanders: Hooray!

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Indian Chief: Drink deep from these cups. The bear urine will make you strong.

[Homer and Bart stop drinking]

Indian Chief: Actually, it's Fresca.

Homer Simpson: [Homer does a spit take] Fresca?

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Clara: You know, there are more important things in this world than boys. And when...

[sees Bart]

Clara: Hello, handsome!

Bart Simpson: What's up, cootie breath?

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Marge Simpson: Lisa, welcome to love. It's full of doubt and pain and uncertainty. But then one day, you find a man you love so much, it hurts.

Homer Simpson: [angry] Who is he?

Marge Simpson: You, Homie.

Homer Simpson: Whoo-hoo! In your face, imaginary guy!

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