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"The Simpsons" Day of the Jackanapes (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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[Sideshow Bob is trying to hypnotise Bart]

Sideshow Bob: You are in my power.

Bart Simpson: I am at your command.

Sideshow Bob: I didn't say anything about command. If you are in my power, say so.

Bart Simpson: I am in your power.

Sideshow Bob: Excellent! Actually, go back to command. No... power, power!

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Sideshow Bob: [At his parole meeting] Your Honor, my incarceration is cruel and unusual punishment. First, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized

[lifts one of his famous meter-long feet onto the table, the sole of which is mold-encrusted save for an incredibly small shower sandal]

Sideshow Bob: . Secondly, the prison book club consists mainly of prisoners who club *me* with books.

[pulls up shirt, reveals series of angry, red, rectangular bruises]

Sideshow Bob: These are from the new Tom Clancy. Although I must say it's less painful than reading him. Am I right, folks?

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Sideshow Bob: Rakes, my arch enemy.

Bart: I thought I was your arch enemy.

Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside you, Bart.

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Sideshow Bob: [at his parole meeting] Your Honor, my incarceration is cruel and unusual punishment. First, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized

[lifts one of his famous meter-long feet onto the table, the sole of which is mold-encrusted save for an incredibly small shower sandal]

Sideshow Bob: . Secondly, the prison book club consists mainly of prisoners who club *me* with books.

[pulls up shirt, reveals series of angry, red, rectangular bruises]

Sideshow Bob: These are from the new Tom Clancy. Although I must say it's less painful than reading him. Am I right, folks?

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[Mr. Teeney has just foiled Sideshow Bob's plan to kill Krusty and blew up a room]

Krusty the Clown: Was there anyone in there?

Sideshow Mel: Just some network executives.

[the blown-apart parts of the executives turn to liquid metal and reform into a T2-style mix of Lindsey Naegle and Jim the Executive]

Lindsey NaegleJim the Executive: We have notes. Have you thought about Dave Chappelle? Destroy!

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Sideshow Bob: [hypnotizing Bart] You are in my power.

Bart: [in a hypnotic voice] I am at your command.

Sideshow Bob: I didn't say anything about command. If you are in my power, say so.

Bart: I am in your power.

Sideshow Bob: That's better. No, go back to command. I like that better.

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