Bart on the Road

[Lisa tells Homer about Bart's problem after making him promise not to get mad]

Lisa: [rapidly] Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!

[Homer's face turns pink, but his voice is eerily calm]

Homer: Yes, that's a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment?

[He puts on a radiation suit hood and screams out indistinguishable profanities, fogging the glass of the faceplate. When he takes the hood off, he is eerily calm again]

Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home. Then I will murder him.