Kramer returns to H&H bagels after a 12 year strike. Elaine gives "denim vest" a fake number on her free sub card. Jerry meets a woman named Gwen who is "two faced". (She doesn't look good in some light)George creates a fake charity called "the human fund" to give fake Christmas presents at Kruger. He invites Kruger over to celebrate "Festivus" when he can't cash the 20,000 dollar charity check to "the human fund".
Did You Know?
The original plan for this episode was to have two women playing the part of Gwen. Suzanne Krull
was to be the ugly Gwen while Karen Fineman
would be the pretty Gwen. In the end it was decided having the same role played by two different women would be too confusing for the audience so Fineman played the part of both Gwens instead. See more
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld
) says he'll always sit in the bath booth from now because Gwen (Karen Fineman
) always looks good there, however the subsequent two times they dine there, they sit in a booth that's behind the cash register. See more
[about a free sub card
I've eaten 23 bad subs, I just need 1 more! It's like a long, bad movie, but you want to see the end of it.
No, you walk out.
Alright, then, it's like a boring book, but you gotta finish it.
No, you wait for the movie.
References The Dean Martin Show
Seinfeld Theme Song
Written by Jonathan Wolff See more