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Kramer : What, you're giving him this suit?
Kenny : That's right, and it's an Armani.
Kramer : Armani? Hey, Armani, Jerry.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes, yes, I heard.
Kramer : Come on, try it on.
Jerry Seinfeld : No, it's okay.
Kramer : Come on, I want to see how it fits.
Jerry Seinfeld : All right, all right.
Kramer : There you go.
Jerry Seinfeld : Okay, yeah, all right.
Kramer : Oh boy, that looks great. I can't believe you're giving him this.
Kenny : I don't even want anything for it.
Kramer : He's very generous, isn't he?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes, yes, he is.
Kenny : I'll tell you what - you can take me out to dinner some time.
Jerry Seinfeld : [in tones of dread] Dinner?
Kenny : Yeah. You buy me a meal - you can't get a better deal than that.
Kramer : No, you'll never get a better deal than that!
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Kenny : You worn the suit yet?
Jerry Seinfeld : No, not yet.
Waiter : [the waiter comes up] Have you decided?
Kenny : Oh, get the swordfish. Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry.
Jerry Seinfeld : I'll have the salmon.
Waiter : And you?
Kenny : Ahh, you know what I think. I'm just going to have soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time.
Jerry Seinfeld : Another time? What other time?
Kenny : I had a hot dog earlier. I'm not that hungry.
Jerry Seinfeld : No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts.
Kenny : Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal.
Jerry Seinfeld : I'm not stopping you from eating. Go ahead and eat. Get anything you want.
Kenny : I don't want anything but soup.
Jerry Seinfeld : Then that's the meal.
Kenny : But I had the hot dog.
Jerry Seinfeld : I didn't tell you to have a hot dog. Who told you to have a hot dog?
Kenny : Hey, I give you a brand-new Armani suit, and you won't even buy me a meal?
Jerry Seinfeld : All right, fine. Get the soup!
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[Jerry and George are at Monk's]
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, no, it's Kenny. Slide out so he can't sit down.
[George and Jerry each slide to the end of their booth seats]
Kenny : Hey.
Jerry Seinfeld : Hey.
Kenny : You worn the suit yet?
Jerry Seinfeld : Actually, I did. I put it on last night and slept in it.
Kenny : You did?
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, I'm joking.
Kenny : OH! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Can I squeeze in?
George Costanza : [bleakly] Sure you can.
Kelly : Can I take your order?
Kenny : What kind of soup do you have?
Jerry Seinfeld : Why don't you get a sandwich?
Kenny : Okay, I'll have tomato soup and, ah, tuna on toast.
Jerry Seinfeld : Okay. This is it, you know. This is the meal, so stock up, buddy boy.
Kenny : What are you talking about? This isn't a meal.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes it is. Soup and sandwich. That is a meal.
Kenny : You're supposed to buy me dinner in a nice restaurant, like Mendy's.
Jerry Seinfeld : I tried to do that.
Kenny : This is lunch in a coffee shop.
Jerry Seinfeld : Doesn't matter, this is it. This completes the transaction.
Kenny : Ah, soup and a sandwich for a brand-new Armani suit. Is that any kind of gesture?
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Kenny : Oh, Jerry, you know what just hit me? I was thinking - What size suit are you?
Jerry Seinfeld : Ahh, I'm a 40. Why?
Kenny : I just got a brand new Armani suit - doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, I don't know if I...
Kenny : Oh, come on. Why should it just sit in the closet?
Elaine Benes : An Armani suit?
George Costanza : Take the suit!
Jerry Seinfeld : Well... okay, I guess...
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Kenny : You know, I was thinking, if you're not busy, maybe I could get my meal today?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, you wanna get that meal, don't you?
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Jerry Seinfeld : [answering the phone] Hello? No, I'm sorry, Bania. I'm not going over this again. Well, who told you to order soup?... No! There's no dinner. There's not going to be any dinner. You've had a sandwich and two bowls of soup and that's it. Good-bye.
[He hangs up the phone and turns to Simon]
Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, what size suit are you?
Simon : 40.
Jerry Seinfeld : 40. Perfect. Brand-new Armani suit, you want it?
Simon : Absolutely!
Jerry Seinfeld : Great, it's yours. I can't stand the sight of it. Elaine, here's the car keys.
Elaine Benes : Thanks.
[the telephone rings again]
Jerry Seinfeld : Yo?
Kenny : Listen, Jerry, I've been doing some thinking. I want my suit back.