George is authorized by the Yankees to get himself a secretary and he's decided not to hire an attractive woman as it would be too distracting. It doesn't really make a difference. Elaine is having a problem with an expensive dress she's recently bought and is convinced that the store is using 'thin' mirrors. Jerry thinks he sees his dry cleaner wearing his jacket at the movies. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number and writes it down on Jerry's dry cleaning ticket.
Did You Know?
This is the first episode to feature the now famous long-winded monologues of George's (Jason Alexander
) boss, Yankees CEO George Steinbrenner. Larry David
provides Steinbrenner's voice, while all we ever see of him is the back of his head throughout the series. See more
When Elaine argues with the saleswoman and says, "That's preposterous!" a woman in the background sits down twice. See more
I am telling you, Jerry, having a secretary is incredible! I don't know why I didn't have one before.
Because you didn't have a job?
References Little Big League
Seinfeld Theme Song
Written by Jonathan Wolff See more