Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Mom and Pop Store (1994)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Kramer : I've been asking around. They didn't even have any kids.
Jerry Seinfeld : Mom and Pop aren't even a Mom and Pop?
Kramer : It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored, big time.
Elaine Benes : [amused] So, Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust for 48 years and then, run off with Jerry's sneakers?
Kramer : Apparently
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Jerry Seinfeld : Hey! Did you get the Volvo?
George Costanza : No, I decided to go with an '89 LeBaron.
Elaine Benes : A LeBaron?
Jerry Seinfeld : I thought Consumer said Volvo was the car?
George Costanza : What Consumer? I'm the consumer.
Jerry Seinfeld : Alright. Seems like... a strange choice.
George Costanza : Well, maybe so... but it was good enough for Mr. Jon Voight.
Elaine Benes : Jon Voight? The actor?
George Costanza : [boasting] That's right. He just happened to be the previous owner of the vehicle.
Jerry Seinfeld : You bought a car because it belonged to Jon Voight?
George Costanza : [defensive] No, no...
Jerry Seinfeld : I think yes, yes. You like the idea of telling people you're driving Jon Voight's car.
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Tim Whatley : Elaine! Hi!
Elaine Benes : Tim.
Tim Whatley : Well. I'm really glad you came.
Elaine Benes : [yells] What?
Tim Whatley : Really glad you came.
Elaine Benes : [yells as she can't hear what Tim said] Uh huh
Tim Whatley : [picks up a bowl of nuts] Listen, Elaine, I've been wanting to ask you... would you like to go out with me New Years Eve?
[Elaine thinks Tim is offering her a nut, and shakes her head no]
Tim Whatley : [in a rejected tone] Thanks!
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Elaine Benes : Mr. Pitt, why would you want to hold onto the ropes on the Woody Woodpecker balloon?
Mr. Pitt : My father was a stern man. He forbad us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.
