I bought the Ginsu knife. I did buy the Ginsu knife. I know, you can't believe it, but I did, I swear. I saw it. It was late at night, I'm watching the thing, and it started making sense to me. I'm thinking, "Yeah, cut through the shoe, cut through the can. Yeah. Yeah, I want that." So I called up the number on the screen, you know, and I said, "I'd like to order the Ginsu knife," and the lady went, "Really?" I mean, even the Ginsu people have given up. It's really so sad. I guess,...