George dates a woman who has a son. She invites him to her son's birthday party. While at the party, a fire breaks out in the kitchen. George screams "FIRE!!!" and knocks down the kids and the old lady as he cowardly tries to make his escape. The clown (not Bozo) puts out the fire with his big shoe. Meanwhile, over at Pendant Publishing, Elaine learns that she's up for a very nice promotion. But her main competition, Toby, is working with Kramer on his coffee table book. The three head over to the comedy club where Jerry is doing an important set where a writer from Entertainment Weekly will be present to do a review of the show for the magazine. Toby heckles Jerry. After Jerry gets the magazine and sees the mostly negative review of his show, he decides to do something unheard of - heckle the heckler. After he goes to Toby's office to heckle her, Toby gets so distraught that she leaves the building and a street sweeper severs her pinkie toe. Kramer gets the toe and hijacks a bus to ...
Did You Know?
Ronnie (Dom Irrera
) is wearing a Boston Bruins jersey with his surname of "Irrera" written on the back. See more
George (Jason Alexander
) is given the magazine with the review in it by Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld
) and we see him flip through the pages, stopping on a page with a black background. As the next few camera shots change, so does the colour of the page that is supposedly being read. See more
[Running toward the ambulance George is being treated in
That's the coward who left us to die!
Seinfeld Theme Song
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