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"Seinfeld" The Contest (TV Episode 1992) Poster

(TV Series)

(1992)

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Cosmo Kramer: [after having seen a naked woman across the street, he enters his apartment and exits 30 seconds later with a wad of cash] I'm out!

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Jerry Seinfeld: But... are you still Master of your domain?

Elaine Benes: I'm queen of the castle.

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Jerry Seinfeld: But are you still "Master of your Domain?"

George Costanza: I am king of the county. You?

Jerry Seinfeld: Lord of the Manor.

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Jerry Seinfeld: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.

Elaine Benes: Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs.

Cosmo Kramer: [while eating] Not everyday.

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Elaine Benes: [Realizes Jerry and George aren't paying attention] So then, I got a call this morning. You know, I was, uh, chosen to go on the space shuttle. We're goin' to Mars.

Jerry Seinfeld: [Still staring at the woman] Uh-huh.

George Costanza: Have a good time.

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Jerry Seinfeld: So the nurse was giving her a sponge bath?

George Costanza: Every night at six-thirty. The nurse was gorgeous... then I got a look at the patient...

[laughs, then snorts]

George Costanza: I was going nuts.

Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, man. Well, I guess you'll be going back to that hospital.

George Costanza: [Fake sympathy] Well, my mother, Jerry...

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Elaine Benes: So then, listen, listen. So then, I showered and I dressed, and I saw him again, on the way out.

[Giddy and nearly out of breath]

Elaine Benes: So we're walkin' and talkin', and he asked me my name - and I think I said Elaine - but, I mean, who the hell knows... And so then, he says to me: "Do you wanna split a cab uptown?"

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[after Kramer is out]

Elaine Benes: And then there were three.

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[after Elaine is out]

Jerry Seinfeld: All right, Costanza. It's you and me.

George Costanza: And then there were two.

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