Cosmo Kramer: [after having seen a naked woman across the street, he enters his apartment and exits 30 seconds later with a wad of cash] I'm out!
Jerry Seinfeld: But are you still "Master of your Domain?"
George Costanza: I am king of the county. You?
Jerry Seinfeld: Lord of the Manor.
Jerry Seinfeld: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
Elaine Benes: Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs.
Cosmo Kramer: [while eating] Not everyday.
Elaine Benes: [Realizes Jerry and George aren't paying attention] So then, I got a call this morning. You know, I was, uh, chosen to go on the space shuttle. We're goin' to Mars.
Jerry Seinfeld: [Still staring at the woman] Uh-huh.
George Costanza: Have a good time.
Jerry Seinfeld: So the nurse was giving her a sponge bath?
George Costanza: Every night at six-thirty. The nurse was gorgeous... then I got a look at the patient...
[laughs, then snorts]
George Costanza: I was going nuts.
Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, man. Well, I guess you'll be going back to that hospital.
George Costanza: [Fake sympathy] Well, my mother, Jerry...
Elaine Benes: So then, listen, listen. So then, I showered and I dressed, and I saw him again, on the way out.
[Giddy and nearly out of breath]
Elaine Benes: So we're walkin' and talkin', and he asked me my name - and I think I said Elaine - but, I mean, who the hell knows... And so then, he says to me: "Do you wanna split a cab uptown?"
[after Kramer is out]
Elaine Benes: And then there were three.