Elaine falls hard for her new boyfriend, who gets hypnotized every time he hears the song "Desperado". Jerry has to endorse hundreds of royalty checks from Japan because of his work on the "Super Terrific Happy Hour Show". The checks are worth 12 cents each. Jerry claims that he invented the umbrella twirl and then gets ousted by the umbrella salesmen he used to work with. Elaine's new boyfriend has a thing for a furniture designer named Carl Farbman. He buys Kramer a dresser made by Farbman. Kramer's Japanese friends run out of money and wind up staying in the drawers of the dresser. When the hot tub warps the drawers (Jerry can't open them because his hands are cramped from endorsing checks) he axes the Farbman dresser. Elaine's boyfriend tries to stop him but Jerry swings and hits him in the head. While at the hospital, the doctor loses his patient when he becomes hypnotized by Elaine's favorite song, "Witchy Woman".
Did You Know?
Royalty checks are mailed out biweekly or monthly in one check not as one check at a time. See more
He's giving you furniture? Who is this guy?
Who are any of her losers?
You're on that list.
Features Seinfeld: The Pilot
Written by Glenn Frey
and Don Henley
Performed by Eagles
Sung by Jerry Seinfeld
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