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"Seinfeld" The Alternate Side (TV Episode 1991) Poster

(TV Series)

(1991)

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Cosmo Kramer: These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?

Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.

Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.

Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations.

Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

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Rental Car Agent: Would you like to purchase the renter's insurance?

Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the HELL out of this thing.

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