J.D.: How does it go? You're out of luck in the soup department?
Larry Thomas the Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
Dr. Perry Cox: Those pants make your ass look giant.
Jordan Sullivan: Stop doing this.
Dr. Perry Cox: I'm doing it for us. You suck at Scrabble.
Jordan Sullivan: Do I look mad?
Dr. Perry Cox: You have so much Botox in your expressionless face I can't tell.
Jordan Sullivan: Ah ah ah...
Dr. Perry Cox: Oh, is that a frown?
Jordan Sullivan: What else you got?
Dr. Perry Cox: Well, when it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor, I just wait 'till you're asleep and I turn it off.
Jordan Sullivan: Perry, give it up. There's nothing you can say.
Dr. Perry Cox: Ah... You and your mother are basically the same person.
Jordan Sullivan: [whispering angrily] What did you say? I will kill you!
Dr. Perry Cox: If you don't wanna fight in front of Jack anymore, I understand; but I don't think that means we gotta stop all together. I mean, Jordan, you are an unpredictable, passionate person and you challenge me each and every day; and honestly that's the reason I can imagine being with you when I'm 70 and you're 65, and your face is 40 and your boobs are 29.
Jordan Sullivan: My face will never look 40!
Dr. Perry Cox: You're right. My bad.
Nurse Carla Espinosa: Dr. Cox
[Dr. Cox looks up]
Nurse Carla Espinosa: Why is your mouth red?
Dr. Perry Cox: Duct tape, 2 hours in a morgue drawer, don't piss off the janitor, end of story.
Nurse Carla Espinosa: Okay, I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops?
Dr. Perry Cox: I can't imagine anything I care less about.
Dr. Bob Kelso: Damn these twisty bottoms, we need some more clicky tops.
Dr. Perry Cox: Not gonna happen, Bob. Here I just told Carla to order a hundred thousand twisty bottoms.
Dr. Bob Kelso: Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
Dr. Perry Cox: No, Bob, everybody gets the same.
Dr. Bob Kelso: Fine.
[sees a box of clicky top pens]
Dr. Bob Kelso: I'll just take these.
[reaches for pens, Dr. Cox knocks the pens off the counter]
Dr. Bob Kelso: You just bought yourself four weekends on call! Damn twisty bottoms!
Nurse Carla Espinosa: You just said you don't care. Why are you fighting?
Dr. Perry Cox: I can't stop.
Jordan Sullivan: [Jordan and Dr. Cox's fighting make their son cry] If we keep this up, we're gonna scar him for life!
Dr. Perry Cox: I don't necessarily buy into all that new agey crap. One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan. You know what I did? I kept right on going with my birthday party.
J.D.: I guess the Soup Nazi was right, it is the little things that are important. Like when Elliot blows the bangs out of her face.
[She does so]
J.D.: Or how she's the only person I know who sneezes with her eyes open.
Dr. Elliot Reid: [doing so] Atchoo. Ahem. 'Scuse me.
J.D.: And that's when I realized that I really liked all those things about Elliot, but I didn't love them... and I didn't love her.