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"Scarecrow and Mrs. King" Saved by the Bells (TV Episode 1983) Poster

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Lee: I wanna meet some women.

Billy Melrose: You want to...

Lee: I am a lonely man.

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Amanda: [they're hugging] They were gonna kill me.

Lee: I know.

Amanda: They thought I was you.

Lee: I know.

Amanda: I don't know how anybody could mistake me for you; you're so much taller.

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Billy Melrose: Lee, we're not supposed to take this personally. It's our objectivity that makes us good agents.

Lee: Amanda is dying in my place - that's as personal as it gets.

Billy Melrose: If it were anyone else, would you feel the same way?

Lee: I don't know.

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Francine Desmond: A lesser man might have balked at tackling a nun... but not you.

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Dorothy 'Dotty' West: [Amanda's boyfriend works at the Weather Bureau] Do you know what the weather bureau is going to call the next hurricane? 'Amanda'! We are crossing our fingers that it happens on Saint Valentines Day!

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Amanda: [Covering her phone call with Lee] No problem. It's one of my dog walking clients' sick St. Bernard.

Dorothy 'Dotty' West: Oh, what's the matter?

Amanda: Hangover.

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Amanda: I guess you called me because you know I'm so sensitive and sympathetic and, you know, in touch with nature.

Lee: You're the only one I know that would do it.

Amanda: He doesn't even bother to lie anymore!

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Amanda: [Answering the phone at Lee's apartment] Hello?

Delong: [Over the phone] Scarecrow?

Amanda: Yes? I... I... no, I.

[Other party hangs up]

Amanda: Hello? Hello! His friends are ruder than he is.

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Delong: Scarecrow, I am astounded that you found your way back here. Your reputation is not exaggerated.

Amanda: Oh no.

Delong: I cannot allow you to jeopardize my plans.

Lee: Look, she has nothing to do with this.

Delong: [to Amanda] Tell the big fellow to keep quiet.

Amanda: Quiet big fellow.

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Delong: Undoubtedly you have information which I can use but your reputation precedes you. I could torture you for hours and you'd remain silent.

Amanda: Oh yess, torturing me would be silly.

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Lee: I want you to find a phone. You tell Billy where we are, tell him they're smuggling air plane parts to the middle east.

Amanda: What about you?

Lee: What about me?

Amanda: Well, there are so many of them...

Lee: [Cocks his gun] Alright, go!

Amanda: I don't have change.

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Amanda: I don't have a code name but this is urgent... And I've been in Mr. Melrose's office. It has, uh, a... tweed sofas - Look, I'm working with the Scarecrow.

agency operator: According to my information, Scarecrow has been suspended.

Amanda: He's going to be dead if you don't put me through!

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Delong: [to Amanda] I tip my hat to you, Scarecrow. Until we meet again.

[to Lee]

Delong: You should learn from her, my boy. She's the best

Lee: Yeah.

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