- Screech: [Screech sits beside Lisa in the theater] Guess who?
- Slater, Jessie, Zack, Kelly, Rest of Audience: [Lisa screams] Ssssshhhh!
- Screech: [He has bought popcorn] I got the wide container so both our hands can fit in at once.
- Lisa: Um, Screech, would you go get me some chocolate malt balls?
- Screech: [Produces a pack of chocolate malt balls] I knew you'd want them!
- Lisa: You know, popcorn really makes me thirsty. Do you think you could go and get me...
- Screech: [Produces two drinks containers] Cola? Or Uncola?
- Lisa: Uncola, please.
- Screech: [Puts his arm around her shoulder to give her the drink, she tries to remove his arm] Hey, no arm, no soda.
- Lisa: [Watching the film] When do the zombies fall in love?
- Screech: Ssh, you'll see.
- Lisa: Is that the zombie?
- Screech: No, that's his mother-in-law, his mombie.
- Lisa: Where's Matt Dillon?
- Screech: [sighing] He's not in this movie. Just watch.
- Lisa: Look, there's the zombie!
- Screech: Sssh!
- Lisa: What?
- Slater, Jessie, Zack, Kelly, Rest of Audience: Quiet!
- Lisa: He's cute for a dead guy.
- Screech: That's the female zombie. Can't you see she's wearing high heels? You're into fashion.
- Lisa: Are you sure Matt Dillon's not in this movie?
- Screech: Yes, Alan Thicke is the zombie. Everybody knows that.
- Slater: Hey, um... do you, uh, have a date for the prom?
- Jessie: Uh... no, not yet. How about you?
- Slater: Well, not exactly. You know, I'm still narrowing it down? You think that, uh, I don't know, you, perhaps, would, uh...?
- Jessie: Slater, are you asking *me* to go to the prom with *you*?
- Slater: Maybe. You interested?
- Jessie: Maybe.
- Slater: Maybe... pick you up at 7?
- Jessie: No. I'll pick *you* up at 7.
- Mr. Belding: Now, Zack, I know that you and Lisa are in charge of decorations, but this year's theme is not going to be
- [Holds up a banner]
- Mr. Belding: "Zack and Kelly's Prom".
- Kelly: Is something wrong?
- Mr. Frank Kapowski: Well, yeah, afraid so. World peace broke out.
- Kelly: That's good, isn't it?
- Mr. Frank Kapowski: For the world, yes, but not if you work in a defense plant.
- Lisa: Okay, now we have exactly 214 minutes to shop at the Palisades Mall before dinner.
- [Pulls scroll down from inside her locker, revealing a map of the mall]
- Lisa: Here's our route.
- Jessie: You have a map of the mall?
- Lisa: I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.
- Kelly: Um, Lisa, I can't go to the mall with you.
- Lisa: Why?
- Kelly: I'm not going to the prom.
- Jessie: Oh, no. Don't tell me Slater killed Zack?
- Screech: Gee, Lisa, I can't believe we're finally on a date together. Are you having a good time?
- [Screech is sitting next to Slater, with the entire gang sitting between Screech and Lisa]
- Slater: [Passing the message on to Jessie] Are you having a good time?
- Jessie: [Passing the message on to Zack] Are you having a good time?
- Zack: [Passing the message on to Kelly] Are you having a good time?
- Kelly: [Passing the message on to Lisa] Are you having a good time?
- Lisa: Yes!
- Slater, Jessie, Zack, Kelly: Yes!
- Lisa: [Smiling] What a great movie, Screech.
- [Turns to find his seat empty]
- Lisa: Screech? Where are you?
- Screech: [He has moved beside Slater] I missed most of the movie 'cause of motor mouth down there.
- [to Lisa]
- Screech: Next time, go to the movies with Matt Dillon. This has been the worst date of my life! Forget the prom!
- [He leaves]
- Lisa: Wait - wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me, *I'm* supposed to dump *you*!
- [Follows him out]
- Lisa: [Recounting the film] Then, the zombie that looked like Matt Dillon gave a dead rose to the female zombie, and then the male zombie didn't like that at all, so do you know what he did?
- Lisa's Date: Probably got earplugs.
- Screech: [Overhearing their conversation] Yeah, now you know why I dumped the babe.