Sean Connery: [Celebrity Jeopardy, the category is "The Pen is mightier."] I've got to ask you about The Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: Why don't you pick a category?
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you... about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: [Trebek looks to the board... ] The what? No, No, NO, that's "The Pen is Mightier".
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however ya want, Trebek, what matters is, does it work, will it really mighty my penis man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ya! And if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery! There's no such thing!
Nicolas Cage: Wait... Wait... Wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: NO! No I'm not!
Sean Connery: Well you're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!