Laugh-In (TV Series)

Tim Conway, Cher, Lorne Greene, Sheldon Leonard, Tiny Tim, Flip Wilson (1968)

Dan Rowan: Self - Host, Chuck

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Quotes 

• Dick Martin : Take it away, Dan Rowan, our man in the past.

  Dan Rowan : Well, it's been a few years, John Smith, since they had your head on the chopping block. How 'ya been getting along?

  John Smith : Real fine, Dan, real fine, here at the reservation, you know. As a matter of fact, the Indians even have a little name for me now.

  Dan Rowan : Oh really?

  John Smith : Yeah, they call me 'Running Chicken'.

  Dan Rowan : [laughs]  When did you get that name?

  John Smith : Oh, right after they put my head on that chopping block.

  [drowned out by laughter] 

  John Smith : I split.

  Dan Rowan : And Pocahontas?

  John Smith : Yes, I do.

• Dan Rowan : You're saving money in a mattress?

  Dick Martin : Sure, got 17.000 dollars in my mattress.

  Dan Rowan : No kidding. Hey, well, I imagine you sleep a little better at night, knowing you have all that money there, huh?

  Dick Martin : Well not really, it's all in coins.